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Jesus replied, "You are in error because you do not know the Scriptures or the power of God."
- Matthew 22:29

Isaiah 55:11
So shall My word be that goes forth from My mouth; It shall not return to Me void, But it shall accomplish what I please, And it shall prosper in the thing for which I sent it
Gen 1:3
Then God said, “Let there be light”; and there was light
Matthew 26:26
And as they were eating, Jesus took bread, blessed and broke it, and gave it to the disciples and said, “Take, eat; this is My body."
Malachi 1:11
My name will be great among the nations, from the rising to the setting of the sun. In every place incense and pure offerings will be brought to my name, because my name will be great among the nations," says the LORD Almighty.
John 20:23
If you forgive the sins of any, they are forgiven them; if you retain the sins of any, they are retained.
James 5:16
Therefore confess your sins to each other and pray for each other so that you may be healed. The prayer of a righteous man is powerful and effective.
James 2:14
What doth it profit, my brethren, though a man say he hath faith, and have not works? can faith save him?
Luke 20:38
For He is not the God of the dead but of the living, for all live to Him.
Rev 21:27
Nothing impure will ever enter it, nor will anyone who does what is shameful or deceitful, but only those whose names are written in the Lamb's book of life.
1 Cor 3:15
If any man's work shall be burned, he shall suffer loss: but he himself shall be saved; yet so as by fire.
Psalm 51:5
Behold, I was brought forth in iniquity, and in sin my mother conceived me.
John 3:5
Jesus answered, Verily, verily, I say unto thee, Except a man be born of water and of the Spirit, he cannot enter into the kingdom of God.
Titus 3:5
Not by works of righteousness which we have done, but according to his mercy he saved us, by the washing of regeneration, and renewing of the Holy Ghost;
1 Timothy 3:15
but if I am delayed, I write so that you may know how you ought to conduct yourself in the house of God, which is the church of the living God, the pillar and ground of the truth.
Acts 22:16
And now why tarriest thou? arise, and be baptized, and wash away thy sins, calling on the name of the Lord.

How to Identify A Faux Ordination

As many Christians, Muslims, agnostics, theists and atheists, particularly those among the press, are having difficulty identifying Catholic ordinations from faux ordinations, I have assembled a small chart to facilitate in rapid identification of Catholic ordinations from faux ordinations with a high probability of success.



























































MarksCatholicFaux
LocationCatholic churchboat, retreat
DeityGodGod/de
Vesselsprecious metalsglass
Bishopmalefemale
Priestsmalefemale
Deaconsmalefemale
Candidatesmalefemale
Guestsnunsformer nuns



So, the next time you read a story about a Catholic ordination, just check your copy of the chart. Before long, your identification skills will improve and you will no longer need a chart.

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2 Comments:

Blogger Peter Chen said...

Hi Timothy,

Thanks for taking the time and the trouble to leave a comment in my post Testing another way of avoiding large space above table in New Blogger and expressing your appreciation.

Peter (Blog*Star 2006 and 2007)
Blogger Tips and Tricks

11:06 PM  
Blogger TheGodFearinFiddler said...

Funny stuff.

11:45 PM  

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